For those that don't know, or remember: We have been delaying the start of each new Family Feast in order to get a more favorable grouping.
Only so many teams are pooled together in competition, and all the super teams, composed of members who spend cash to buy rolls and will go nuts trying to win, go nuts as soon as a new Feast begins. By waiting hours to begin, we get a less competitive pool.
I am not obsessed with winning the Feast, but most -- if not all -- of us are casual players. We don't spend money to buy rolls, as far as I know. So after busting ass to collect free rolls for weeks, what fun is it to enter a tournament and have no chance of winning without spending money and committing hours of play to have a chance to win? We were in a pool once where the top team had over 100,000 points, and the runner-up had nearly as many. That's not fun.
It's not about winning, it's about not having to sell our souls in order to have a chance at winning. If we get a non-competitive pool, then we don't have to burn through hundreds of free rolls. And if it's a "boring" Feast, I say great, another Feast will start within three weeks. Guaranteed.
Make no mistake, the Feast exists to make the Yahtzee app money, and it seems to work. Does it generate significant cash? I have no idea.
So, once again we failed to delay the start of the Feast until the next day. One day we'll have an entire team on the same page. But our multi-hour delay is enough to accomplish what we set out to do. Thanks again to Greg for helping keep tabs on our opening day status.
MY IMMEDIATE FUTURE
If you don't know, MikeVegas runs this blog, and he's happy to report that he'll be in Las Vegas during Halloween week. He might do the unthinkable and ignore his Yahzee app for that entire week! (Yeah, right.) But that's the goal. His Yahtzee wife, MysticShores, can reach him if necessary during that time. But he'll be spending six nights in Vegas, so don't expect a lot of chatter from him that week.
MikeVegas is also a babysitter at the big corporate amusement park in the Minneapolis area during the Halloween season. That means he works until midnight on Friday and Saturday nights. It's not uncommon for him to go more than five hours without sitting down, and that was the case on Saturday night. And he worked outdoors all evening, with temperatures in the 30s F and plenty of wind. It was a nasty weekend by mid-October standards in Minnesota, but he survived. Three Saturdays previous he spent the entire evening walking around in a T-shirt until midnight, sweating quite a bit thanks to the humidity on that warm September night.
And MikeVegas is a newspaper reporter. October is always a busy month at his weekly newspaper. So he's a fool to work an extra job on the weekends at the amusement park during October, but he wouldn't have it any other way.
Needless to say, he's looking forward to the end of the month for multiple reasons. And needless to say, he likes writing about himself in the third person.
FUN AND GAMES
MikeVegas didn't win the last Feast for our family. Many people contributed. But he has a decent stockpile of rolls, and used a bunch of them to help the family keep pace with another team that seemed to lead our team for most of the Feast. Below are examples of what happens when you sit up late one night toward the end of the Feast and play games for two hours.
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These were the top 3 contributors to a completed dish during the last night of the Feast. |
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MikeVegas is confident he has never completed an entire dish solo during a past Feast. |
Here are screenshots MikeVegas took on team leaders from recent Feasts. Thank you to all who have contributed, even if it's just 20 or 25 individual points. Not everyone can spend an hour every day playing Yahtzee, but your small daily contributions have a big impact on our final score.
Again, thank you all for making Yahtzee fun to play. I mean that sincerely. So much so that I'm not writing about myself in the third person at this point.
What other fun do I want to talk about?
The rules of the Yahtzee app are different than the rules of this late 1990s handheld Yahtzee device that I owned. Anyone ever own one of these?
That's a terrible picture, but you get the idea. It was an electronic Yahtzee game. It didn't have tournaments or any fancy variations of the game. It didn't even offer a free roll during your game. It was a simple, straightforward electronic Yahtzee game you could play while sitting on the toilet.
There were two important rule differences between electronic Yahtzee and the app we all play today.
Each bonus Yahtzee added 100 points to your score, not the 50 points the app gives us. And 100 points is what you earn for a bonus Yahtzee on the old-fashioned version of the game you played as a kid. I'm not sure why the app version set the bonus at 50. I never liked that.
The other major difference in the '90s version was that your bonus Yahtzee could be used as a "wild card." Let's say you make a Yahtzee on the first roll of the game. You take it for 50 points. On your second turn you roll five deuces. That's a second Yahtzee. You'll get a 100-point bonus for it. You also mark one of the other 12 squares on your card. You could take 10 points in your twos. You could take 10 points in your four of a kind, as well.
But unlike the app, you could use your bonus Yahtzee as a full house for 25 points. Since the Yahtzee was a wild card, you could also use it for a large straight and get your 40 points. The app doesn't let us do that.
The handheld game wouldn't let you use a Yahtzee composed of deuces for points in your sixes. You'd get 100 points for the bonus Yahtzee, but if you marked the fives or sixes in the left column, you got a zero for that number.
I played that old electronic game thousands of times over a period of years. I had four-Yahtzee games several times. The best score I ever got was 651. I could never get five Yahtzees in a game and top 700 points.
Last week I was playing the app's "prize climb" game. It's a standard Yahtzee game, with one free bonus roll. I've often accused the app of being rigged, but if we believe the dice are random, then I finally had my five Yahtzee game. Here's a screen shot from near the end of my game.
As you can see, I had not used by bonus roll at the end of my final turn. So, adding those final nine points into the left column, my final score is 533. That's right, five Yahtzees in the game put me over 500 points on the app. And I did it without any extra rolls.
Using the electronic Yahtzee scoring system, each bonus Yahtzee would be worth 100 points, so for four bonus Yahtzees I would have another 200 points on my total.
So, as far as I'm concerned, my app record is 533, but my all-time Yahtzee high score, using classic scoring, is now 733. I finally got my five Yahtzees and beat 651.
And finally, here's one more screen shot, from a wild game Greg and I completed several weeks ago. When you roll three Yahtzees in a head-to-head game, you are guaranteed a win, right?
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Not always. |
As awesome as it was to pull off that win, I'd question my sanity if I scored 449 and lost a head-to-head game.
NOTHING TO DO WITH YAHTZEE
Finally, my invite stands, despite how busy I am far too often. If you want to share a photo or story on this blog, contact me via the Yahtzee app and we'll arrange it.
For several years running my girlfriend and I have hosted a Halloween party for our nieces and nephew. We decorate the yard with a bunch of inflatable Halloween toys. We use to host the party on the weekend after Halloween. But we moved it to pre-Halloween two years ago. We've never been rained out, and we hope our streak continues this Sunday. We end up buying a discount inflatable decoration or two to add to the scene every year. This year we only bought one. We have three huge ones already, and several smaller ones. Here's the new one for 2019:
I'll try to post a video of our backyard at some point after the fact. Happy Halloween!